I'm not sure on some of these, but I asked my dad on some, and if anybody can pass the dumb test, he can! Hehe, here ya go.1.If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have? answer: d. 3
2. Lee's parents emigrated from China. They have five children. The first four are named La, Le, Li, and Lo. What did they name the fifth? answer: c. Lee
3.A red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made from blue bricks, a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks. What is a greenhouse made from? answer: d. Glass
4.The Spanish Civil War, which began July 17 of 1936, was fought between: answer: e. None of the above -- It's Spanish vs. Spanish because it's a CIVIL war.
5.In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning? answer: c. 6 -- I don't understand baseball, Dad takes all the credit for this one.
6.Do they have a Fourth of July in England? answer: a. Yes -- England doesn't celebrate Independence Day, but they do have a July 4th.
7.Are girls dumber than boys? Or is it the other way around? answer: I don't get this one, but I personally would put this: d. I am a girl, and clearly smarter than my guy friends
BUT!If you wanna get REALLY technical, the only one with correct grammar and punctuation is this one: c. Men like me have bigger brains. It's science!
8.A rancher has 33 head of cattle standing in a field, when suddenly a bolt of lightning kills all but 9 of them. How many head of cattle are left standing? answer: b. 9
9.If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hand move in one hour? answer: b. 1
10.Due to a birth defect, a boy is born with 14 toes, 11 fingers, and 3 thumbs. How many fingernails does the boy have? answer: c. 11 (I was debating on answering d. 14. Would you classify thumbnails as fingernails?)
11.In recent history, the USSR was the U.S.'s enemy. Do you know what USSR stood for? answer: a. Union of Soviet Socialist Republics -- Uh... I had no idea what this one was talking about, so again this one's from my dad. He's so smart!
12.Some months have 31 days, and some months have 30 days. But how many have 28 days? answer: f. 12 -- ALL months have 28 days!
13.You're the pilot of an airplane that travels from New York to Chicago - a distance of 800 miles. The plane travels at 200 MPH and makes one stop for 30 minutes. What is the pilot's name? answer: d. You can tell from the question. -- YOUR the pilot!
14.If the Vice President of the United States died, who would be President? answer: d. The President.
15.John digs a hole that is 2 yards wide, 3 yards long, and 1 yard deep. How many cubic feet of dirt are in it? answer: a. 0 -- Unless it's
imaginary dirt!
16.When you adjust for inflation, which is worth more: This one stumped me. I'm guessing an older penny that hasn't gone through inflation would be worth more, and the older a penny would be the more someone would pay to have as a collectible, so I would say: a. 1908 pennies
17.Two U.S. coins are worth a total of $0.30, and one of them is not a nickel. What are the coins? answer: b. One nickel, and one quarter. -- ONE OF THEM is a quarter, and the OTHER one is a nickel!
18.Which of the following times occur after 3pm? answer: e. All of the above -- I guess you could argue that they were talking as in one day, but they didn't say that in the question.
19.If all of Australia sank into the ocean, which of the following would become the world's new largest island? answer: f. None of these -- I'm not sure about this one, BUT I was thinking that if Australia sank into the ocean, the water level would rise and cover ALL land.
OOHHH!!!!!!
I just figured this out from the internets!
An island is defined as a landmass surrounded by water and smaller than a continent! So technically Australia isn't an island sice it's a continent! That leaves Greenland the largest island in the world anyway!
That's it! How'd ya do? your disguised turnip, Cami